Odd Hits I received from Google and other search engines

What follows is a short list of selected search strings that led visitors to my site.
Of course, Google is my all-time-favourite search engine (at least for now), but still odd combinations of search words can unexpectedly lead to my (fairly innocent) site.

The bold ones are copied literally records from the logfiles, I translated most of them, for the sake of completeness.

People looking for travel tips

banana bar hersonissos	id.
arby hersonissos	id.
autoband hotel	motor-tyre hotel
uitgaan bar bejaarden Kreta	going out bar old people Crete
pod zvicinou hotel	id.
Nederlands koninklijke familie ski vakantie	dutch royal family ski holiday

Yes, I do know Arby from Hersonissos, and the Banana bar... But no, I have no further knowledge (and definitely not willing to gain it either) of weird hotels, going out with senior citizens, or the royal dutch family.

People looking for nudidity...

naakt een ijsje eten	eating an ice-cream naked
naakt wandelen	naked walking
naakt beekje	naked brooklet
naakt fietsen	naked cycling
naakt snorkelen	naked scuba-diving
naakt kajak	naked kayak
naakt hotel	naked hotel

'Dirty!-Filthy!-Odd!-Funny!-Making-me-laugh!-Please-come-back-again!'-people look on my site for naked stuff, wet T-shirt pics and creepier things, just because of some unlucky combinations of words on some of my webpages. Oh, well...

People looking for tips 'n tricks on computers

Fijn database ontwerp	nice database layout
project planning simpel programma	project planning simple program
Trivia in de informatica	trivia in computer science
professionele webpagina's met msaccess 2002	professional webpages with msaccess 2002
hoe maak ik voortgangsbalken in php	how to create progress bars in php
printvriendelijke websites	printerfriendly websites
hoe maak ik spacer.gif	how to create spacer.gif

Most of these are perfectly valid questions, although somewhat silly sometimes...

People looking for nonsense

beschimmeld brood	mildewed bread
gÃ¶llÃ¼ (no typo)	id.
waar koop ik oakley in amsterdam	where do I buy oakley in amsterdam

Note. Yes, I marked this page as non-indexable to search spiders and robots. Otherwise the number of 'odd hits' would probably explode, given the set of words above.